bike punk'd

I was parked outside the roxy one night and when i returned from the valet bike parking, i had noticed something very peculiar about my bike, which immediately set me into panic mode the closer i got to mybluebike. two copies of la x-press were placed in my front spokes where my spoke cards usually hang out, and some other random xxx flyers in my back spokes... and my spoke cards decided to shimmy on over to the back and hang out with the xxx flyers. then the clever bastards moved my "I heart my bike" bell to the center of the handle bars and concluded by branding my nice rack with a bikerowave flyer! you bastards! i shake my fist in the air at you! reveal yourself! come forward! show yourselves, or no cubby snacks for you!


pre-vandalization: my bike being spotted by eagle eye, kieron...


pre-vandalization prep: eagle eye marks his territory where my lady parts frequently come in contact...


vandalization in progress: creativity strikes the vandals as they turn to a los angeles pornographic publication for assistance...


vandalization completed: vandals are proud animals for they believe in their work and flaunt it!

and it was also rumored that one of the vandals suggested urinating on my bike...
(hint: yellow shirt)